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boredom sucks, so i wen to funny junk, and i found out information i already knew; who the first troll was.

anyone who knows of the movie "Monty Python: and the Holy Grail" would know who im talking about. fi you haven't watched it yet, please, please, PLEASE go watch it, or i will sick insanity wolf on you and he'll shove a wooden rake up your ass.

the first troll ever, before even the internet, is in the beginning pf the movie, when king Arthur is talking to the guy on the castle wall, h=the guy on the wall in the first scene is the first troll ever.

your welcome for reminding you information you don't care about and probably already know.

Newgrounds,

I have an announcement to make, i may be leaving sooner than i expect. this isnt like before when i said i will come back, i may NEVER come back, G slowly fades out of mind, as i slowly get into school life, and try out local shit.

ive been visiting this site "kongregate", and im very impressed by it, it has lots of GREAT games, and it has a chat box next to every game.

YES..... chat..... somthing newrounds doesnt have, and thats not all, its a chatbox, with different rooms, next to everygame, and you talk to people wo arent even playing your current game, it des diferent language chat, everyones nice there, there barley any spamming and trolls in my area of chat, and ALMOST EVERYONE in my chat has my same tastes , the place has a frienslsit fieature, which allows you to add friends, join them in different chat rooms,

OH! and this place has its own MMO...... S.C.A.R.Y..........

this place is my perfect place, and i hope anyone who reds this will know why i may suddenly stop posting.....

bye, from me. im sure there will be somthing like parties in my absence, please enjoy them.

gone like the wind *wind sounds*

for the first time in forever, i took a look at my old stories, and i dont know what the fuck i was on back then, but why the hell would i ever make such TERRIBLE stories? the lack of punctuation is unbearable, the story is terrible, it goes much too fast.

and i also noticed some of the lies i put on my user page. how in the hell did i think that a lie like "another birthday another million dollars for me" why in the hell did i think that a lie like that would ever make it off the ground and survive? im sorry for all my lies NG.

also my block post list is deleted, your all welcome here, after all you guys were trying to help me right? oh and im sorry to everyone i have made angry.

im so happy, im so happy! my first girl friend (i dont count mellissa as a friend anymore.)who likes avenged sevenfold.(and probably the only girl in the world.) WoW, lots of free MMO's, video games, and all sorts of hardore metal band s like all that remains.... my first girl friend..... im just so happy! i cant even make good sentences! im too happy! and were going on a date to disney on sunday! yay!

man the art portals really amazing! so much great and wonderful art, ya know, some of these people should be sponsored and given places in art museums, cause their shit is outta this world, for instance look at archirs dragons, she has made some simply amazing dragons, if there were a museum for dragon art, shed be in some of the top artists i bet! but i hate how barely anyone cares about the art portal, the most reviews ive seen in one work of art is around a hundredish. people need to care about art dont you agree anyone who posts here?
(also im getting rid of my block list.)

i have a facebok, but i dont know if i should link it to my sig, i know lots of peole here on NG who would hack it just4tehluhlz, course i only have 3 friends and i might get more if i do link it. which should i do NG?

.... 2 long years now im back, classes are great, ADV language arts, ADV pre algebra, earth/. space science, wellness, all school reading time (yay) also US history and art, theres 7 periods, brave (all school reading time) was added to UPMS a year or two ago and the test scores were raised when it was added, so it changed from 6 periods to the odd 7 periods........ my classes are all easy (except the damn advanced pre algebra!) and most of the people in the 360 club now dont believe my words, but HA, theyre true, but sadly since there's no way of proving it, they will never believe me, so ill deal with that.

i also made friends, jordan (squirrelly.) whom i knew i fifth and fourth grade, cody, whom ive been friends with for years, anthony, a jackass whos a friend , whom i met over live through cody, matthew, one of jordan and mines old friends, laurie..... i don t know much about that little crazy ass bastard, then again when somone bursts into random songs involving penises and shit, ALL THE TIME, you begin to wonder from how deep down the fucking rabbit hole he came from.

2 girls fightng over me,both of which are in all my classes, dont know either of their names, but their twins... yeah thats right, i got twins fighting over who likes me more. wait remembered one of their names, schyler (skyler in pronunciation.) they are both blonde and skinny too! yay.

teachers are nice, the bullying is left to this big fat black chick in art (no racism intended.) whos an uttter bitch and is always says some rude remarks whenever i try to say somthing she'll say stuff like " why the fuck you talking kid? " and when i try to answer her she says shit like " do you know who our talking to? no you dont, so why dont you turn around and keep working, before i knock you out." yeah right, shes more likely to hit herself than hit me.

man, i never expected school to be so..... dirrerent, ill be back with more stories later then!

the turret, whaddyathink about it? the things at he bottom are bipods.

________________
/ /chool, a place i was kicked out of because of the magnet program 2
/ ____________ /years ago, now im coming back to the school im zoned to for 8th grade,
/ /what am i to expect? from what ive been told the schoool is 95 % black
/ / and hispanics (no racism intended, but ive heard theres more of them as
| |and hispanics (no racism intended, but ive heard theres more of them as
| |bullies.) and 5% white... rampant bullying? jackass teachers? (wouldnt be
| |my first time finding mean ones.)then theres my classes i will be great in
\ \reading and math but......... im behind in science and everythng else, who knows what
\ \_________________
\ _______________ \classes ill get? im scared to find out, my only possibble paradise might be
\ \in my chosen classes.... art... band.... chorus? who knows if they will even
\ \be fun? ive always been good with drums, i also have a nice voice for
\ |singing many songs ( im not half bad with crazy train eaither.) and ive
| |always appreciated art in many froms... most of which you wont find in the
| |art portal......... who knows what is to come? until tommorrow i wont
| |know, fore tommorow is orientation....hah! let them send me to algebra! ill
/ /be able to figure out thngs the normal students will be stumped on.... let
__________________ / /them send me to reading! my best subject! i read fast! and comprehend
|______________________/ fast and well! but what of the other subjects? who knows.............. science is not somthing i would like to do, i understand how putting together differrent amounts of electrodes and (whatever the other thign is.) will create multiple masses and elements, thus making up the elemental table..... history, somthing i view daily........ i doubt there will be a class on our military, but if there is no other class mate will know as much as me!...... hrmm... who knows what is to come yet...... only time will tell.

man that was... an interesting post... the giant S makes you think youre starting a new chapter in a book or somthing.... it was hard to do but when i tr to be artsy... it somtimes doesnt come out well... oh welll i had fun typing out the s.......... (which is the S for school by the way.) also this topic isnt really a questions i kinda write stuff out when im nervous... a terribble habit........... but maybe not so if i get good at writing...... oh well..... man do i say that a lot...... oh well....... there it is again! when will it stop! lol.... oh we- oos, almost dd it again.... oh - FUCK... im just going to stop before i say it agian........ lol........ lol sounds a lot like- oh wait nevermind im not going to say it.

blech machine guns thing

(the gray thing on top is an ammo drum.)